What won’t I be for Halloween, you ask?
The things I do for
a laugh you guys.
Yes, that is a swiffer in my hands. I think the 21st century witch would upgrade their broomstick.
Speaking of upgrades,
Is it just me or are Vampires getting prettier and prettier?
How did we go from this:
I mean, I’m all for upgrading the idea of monsters, but where will it end? Next thing you know, we’ll be making vampires sparkle!
or aliens adorable
or werewolves hunky
I mean, could you imagine?