Dear AG,

Thank you for applying to the We Are Edgy Because We Wear Our Sunglasses Indoors and In the Dark Lab this year. We enjoyed skimming through your work while hung over and on the toilet and getting to know your voice by pretending to read Not As Edgy As We Are.

We received more applications than there are zits on a school boy’s bottom this year and honestly don’t really care or regret to say that we’re unable to offer you a spot in blah blah blah blah and blah.
‘Cause we’re edgy.  Too edgy to care.
Thank you for your interest in We Don’t Just Bend the Rules, We Shatter ’em and then take those piece and Make A Really Intense Mosaic out of Them Rep and the WAEBWWOSIAITD Lab.
Best wishes.


Joe Kuul and The Fonz

7 comments on “#13

  1. I always suspected that The Fonz was a douche.

  2. Elisa says:

    I agree with Christine.

    On a side note though, I didn’t know there were that many zits on a school boy’s bottom. Good to know though. LOL! Great line :0)

  3. I’m with Elisa…that’s a fact I didn’t have any comprehension of…and now I do…LOL Thanks for lightening my mood!

  4. Crystal says:

    I would also like to express my enjoyment of the “zits on a schoolboy’s bottom” line. Where DO you come up with this stuff?? 😉

  5. Wouldn’t it be awesome if reGection letters were more upfront, like this one? Maybe that would make it more bearable? Or not.

    You should write a Musical about reGection letters…are you on Broadway yet?!

  6. […] of his own rejections (which he thereby, in his own terminology, transforms into regections). A salient example: […]

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