RE: Your Play
Please read while ominous music plays.
Thank you for submitting No Shot in Hell for consideration in Political Crap Week 2011.
While we think it’s rather amusing you would think we would select your play in this year’s program, we appreciated getting to know and vaguely register your voice.
Political Crap Week serves as a way to introduce you agentless drivel to Politics R
Controversial Cool! Play Company and it is rumored that writers at every stage of their writing careers are included in our PC Week, but mostly those that already have a name that people would recognize.
You may find a list of the chosen plays and playwrights below.
You may regard them as gods.
We wish you a mediocre amount of success as you continue to cry in a corner and thank you again for killing some trees by sending your play to the Politics
Get Us Press R Cool! Play Company.
Annita Lay & Relli Badly
THE CHOSEN ONES:
1.Falling Under Water by Maya Reputation Pro. Ceeds-Me
When Jack meets Jill, he takes her up the hill, but there is no pail of water. A deeply allegorical view of our economy, this play is sure to make no impact on the economy whatsoever!
2. The Past Was So Much Better Than the Present by Holly Smoke A. Bluunt
Miss the 70s? We do, too! There was some real stuff going down and they had better drugs. This play is surely to pack a punch! And also, nostalgia!
3. Guns Cause Problems by Amy Pacifist
Guns are bad. Don’t do guns.
4. Religion Causes Issues by William Mahr
Bob is a Jesuit priest and Esther is not. Worlds collide, explosions happen, and the very rocks of one family’s foundation threaten to crumble as they travel to the Grand Canyon.
5. Put a Feather in It! by Usa Patriot
What happens when two football teams – The Cowboys and the Indians- get together for an epic match of epic proportions? Something predictable!
6. Internets: They Ain’t Just for Da Youngin No More by Simone Oldde
When technology and theater collide, funding often happens!
7. The Most Epic Play Ever Written by Zoe Poli-Tic
Nobody else should even bother, all! This play is so off the chain, we might get arrested for even thinking about doing it! It’s just everything ever! And it’s all done with megaphones and ECHO EFFECT! N-N-Nudity! Ripping a picture of someone political IN HALF! BURNING THE AMERICAN FLAG LIVE ON STAGE, YA’ALL! EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE OFFENDED!
Please join us for a wine* and cheese reception.
*Wine donated by my mom from Trader Joe’s.